The Double-Booking Douche

From another recent conversation:

"mmblbm grrv per derf bah SAW III mmbl dum"

Sure, let's do it!

Later that night:

"mmbmmbl mmbl urf bah PAM mbb arg wurv mmb NO SAW III per mmblmb"

Speak up, Erik.

Erik's World

Come Again?

From a recent conversation:

"mmmbmbl blm mmbl udd burr mmmbl."

What's that?

Speak up, Erik.